this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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[โ€“] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of how the navy had a program where an agent would flirt with their seamen to try and find gays in their program to discharge. They had to stop because they found too many gays, and if they discharged all of them it would have crippled the navy.

Also a lot of gay men volunteered to be these gay-hunters so they could have a government-approved sanction to fuck whoever and however they want with no consequences.

[โ€“] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I mean, what were they worrying about? Someone getting pregnant?

[โ€“] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nice grip you have on that cylinder sailor

[โ€“] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Long and hard and full of seamen.

[โ€“] Shawdow194@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago

Bedroom eyes

[โ€“] mercano@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

โ€œSpace is at a premium on a submarine, so we may assign two or three men to the same rack.โ€

โ€œOh, really?โ€

โ€œNot at the same time!โ€