this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 18 points 3 months ago

I guess that's my cue to stop scrolling for now

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Listen to audio books on the internet. Step 3: profit

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

If "profit" is missing most of it because I'm distracted by my surroundings/what I'm doing while listening/falling asleep, then yeah.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

“I should really do chores, I’ll just put on a YouTube to listen to in the background… hmm… the entire history of Mega Man, a game and IP I’ve never thought about, you say? Four hours you say?”

Yeah. I was not expecting it to involve that much conversation about eugenics and the nature of artificial intelligence and where we draw the line of consciousness and what qualifies as sentience and free will, but, damn, that Dr. Wily sure is a cunt. I still haven’t done the dishes…

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 3 points 3 months ago

Time to read boring and limited lemmy content, or unlimited and toxic reddit content, or maybe nerd/lib/person pretending to have a job HN