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[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Man, if your this clumsy, I would not want to be around when you're operating a forklift"

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 25 points 2 years ago

Better than dropping a monster condom for your magnum dong.

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Klaus?

[–] Haui@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 years ago

Plötzlich Klaus

[–] nxfsi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile in real life:

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pssshh how many models are you certified for? She won't be impressed if it is only sit down forklift.

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

If they're in to bad boys I can tell them I was driving reach trucks even though I wasn't technically certified for

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Bro do you even lift?

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Wups I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong