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Only three words (infosec.pub)
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[–] mrtuttle@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

load-bearing drywall

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Now that's a blast from the past

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Somehow Palpatine returned

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Removed by moderator"

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

"[ Removed by Reddit ]"

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Baby shoes unused.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 months ago

^the^ ^original^
For sale: baby

^and^ ^the^ ^sequel^
Shoes, never worn.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Not without incident"

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 months ago

Oh! Equilibrium in the wild.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good dog, stay.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Daaaamn bruh, my heart.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Mayday mayday nevermind.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

  • Biopsy is positive.

  • You've had enough.

  • Pizza sauce stain.

Bonus:

  • Live action remake.
[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So died Democracy.

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[–] modeler@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I trusted you.

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[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The prequel to "Unplanned Fleet Downsizement".

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

Sorry... I farted.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

stand up meeting

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[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Dead. The end.

[–] molten@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

No lube wank

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Don't push the--

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

she bit it :(

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Billionaires Ruin Space

[–] atomp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

aka The Expanse

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[–] briever@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Trump wins again.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just had a flashback to the last time i asked a girl out

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So the three words would be, "flashback, got denied."?

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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I'd say "hold hold hold" and "lock the doors" are also strong contenders...

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Mission Commander Bezos

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Oops I survived

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago

The shuttle exploded.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Hate rules America.

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

not this again

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Never fly again.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Governments underestimated exponentiality.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My job title on Slack is currently Rapid Unscheduled Disassembler.

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[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I have herpes

[–] UdeRecife@literature.cafe 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Time to go.

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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago

Wedding after war

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

The dog died

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

He was re-elected.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

did it blow up again?

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Spicy food! Crap.

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