Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that a kink or a profession?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you for observing all safety precautions.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

continues staring at warning label no problem!

[–] Doug@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

I would think it would be calling yourself a professional vampire