Roald Dahl actually has a story 'Pig' that's pretty much this but no golden tickets.
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Roald Dahl actually has a story thatβs pretty much this, including the golden tickets, but chocolate instead of meat.
I'm listening...
Salsify fritters
Mr. Mr. Johnny Verbeck how could you be so mean? I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine. Now all the neighbors, cats, and dogs will nevermore be seen. They've all been ground into sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine.