this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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Sounds like that was some good shit.
was
Average Washingtonian Stoner
It's illegal where I live. I have personally incinerated several hauls just to protect the kids.
The sewer creatures are having the most surreal tunnel experience since Space Mountain.
The first time I ever got high, I started thinking about how I was always told weed makes you paranoid and being like "yeah, I am paranoid... About being caught smoking weed."
The day it got legalized in Canada, all of a sudden 95% of the paranoia I could get from weed magically disappeared.
The remaining 5% was the "I'm relatively sure that, in spite of this never happening, I am going to die of a heart attack today because I smoked a strong sativa**")
*Maybe it actually has happened, idk.
*inb4 "Actually pretty much all weed these days is hybridized to the point that sativa and indica aren't really useful categories that you can map onto acute effects". I know, I really just mean the racier stuff that is commonly, if problematically, called sativa.
I mean, assuming the OP lives in the US, there is still the federal ban..
Well, doesn't sound like he is crossing state lines with it
It's still illegal, you just aren't super likely to get caught without the assistance of your state government.
Eh, it doesn't matter here. SCOTUS decided that the federal government has the right to regulate weed, even within state borders (Gonzales V Raich)
They need to make their way into the immigrant population, and people who are working against their agenda publicly, before they use weed to to disappear multi-generational citizens.
Anon shouldn't smoke those high THC variants. Get something with a better CBD content.
Newbies need to aim for a 2:1 CBD to THC ratio if doing edibles.
Most of the psychoses that happen during drug use are because of its illegal status.
Dont feel too bad about it oop...weed wasnt gonna bring you any good anyway