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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 90 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Fake: Dinosurs aren't real

Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't think he ever said it's his first time

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 11 months ago

Not explicitly, no

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

i always forget birds exist, sorry

edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait, what happens in Acre?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

it is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

It's an landlocked equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 11 months ago

Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago

More like Ace

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 49 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 11 months ago

“These aren’t the daddies you’re looking for”

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 15 points 11 months ago

Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.