this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 125 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anon's sister sounds hilarious.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 107 points 3 months ago

Depending on their relationship that's either super uncomfortable or funny af. And to Anon's question on what to respond "ok daddy" is a pretty good candidate imo.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

So only she can have the funny ideas?

[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 109 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like the implication that this nerd immediately whipped out his phone to post to 4chan when she said this.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like the implication that it actually happened.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I like the implication that it's straight

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

sus implications of curved banana

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 53 points 3 months ago

"Too late" And then play it off as a joke but not really.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Poor poor baby anon gonna have Hapsburger looks

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Ah, greentext screen grabs, you are an endless supply of disconcerting Internet entertainment.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Woops wrong greentext