Yo any trans men here want some free balls? Balls! Get ya balls here! Come to Dirt_Owls Krazy Ball Shack and get ya first pair o' balls half off. Wow, with prices this good, I must be KUH-RAAAAAZY! camera spins wildly

I have evolved into a used genitals salesperson

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Got any cloacae? Been thinking about upgrading to the one-hole solution.

[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

honestly

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

dude wtf i was gonna use that later

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pffft no you weren't

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

wojak-nooo

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I can't piss kitty-cri-screm

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Haha no piss no piss farquaad-point

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I now have collected a total of 5 penises

This is going to be great for the polycule

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok but watch out, it bites

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WHAT?! WHY?!

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I don't know. I've been worried that it might have rabies after a raccoon bit it (long story, nothing weird)

Good luck! deng-cowboy

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Wait if you have it what is this thing between my legs?? meow-knit

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

oh thank god

[–] hypercube@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

can you take the balls too x

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

okay just remember to feed it twice a day. Dry kibble only.

[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Free SRS penectomy carlin-pog

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Bro you can keep it!

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Not again

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Oh so THATS why I don't have one. I thought I was just broken

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I just checked and it's still there

Unless you mean the title deed but that's stashed away in my safe deposit box

[–] JuneFall@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

NFT but for penis.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

NFT-nis

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I replaced it with a fake one when you weren't looking.

If you check, it says property of A DWEEB underneath

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

But I am a dweeb very-smart

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

never had one angery you want my boobs? they give me really bad back issues.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You too? yea

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

im gonna get them off at some point, surgery is scary though.

[–] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

This is a common fear/curse in many cultures. I'm happy to see us returning to our roots and I believe that makes you a witch Dirt_Owl.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I'm a body without organs

I finally understand Deleuze

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

What's your big plan, @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net ? Do you intend to sell it back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfIQ8YldOsg

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yeah you also stole my oat milk

how am i going to have breakfast

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

What are you going to do, peg me with it?

(betrayal. unimaginable. bent over and fucked... with my own damn penis.)

[–] Alch_Fox@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I will pretend to get mad if you promise to never give it back. Hell, you can even take the testicles for free.

[–] Junomint@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

If you get any extra lmk, always wanted to have one for myself