Why do you have your hemorrhoid out to watch you eat pizza.
this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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Did yours give you options? huh.
I was lonely...
Glad someone is asking the real questions.
You would need at least two mirrors for the hemorrhoid to get a good look
Idk about op, but mine always wanna hang out.
I am uncle franks raging asshole.
Lmao is this from fightclub
yeah sorta. I mean uncle frank is from hellraiser here in the pic, but my quote was from fight club.
Not familiar with the hellraiser IP, I totally thought you were making the joke about frank's red hot
I fell in to a burning ring of fire, it burns burns burns, my ring of fire
Mexican horn solo
I feel attacked
Are you the hemorrhoid in the picture?
Just don't upset them, rhoid rage ain't pretty.
You should be afraid to sit down for extended period of time, but clearly not with all that hot sauce slathered on everything.
This is Hellraiser, right?
I don't think they specify the brand of hot sauce, but maybe
Yup
I once won the national hot food eating contest in Germany. Most of the capsaicine you consume actually goes out via the kidneys - but you only begin to notice once you eat extremely hot food (talking 1 million+ scoville here). It'll make you think your dick radioactively glows in the dark.
We have hot shites to show you.
Wipe with velcro.
As always: a bidet is the answer.
Love those! Here in the US, most would rather raw rag it. I don't get it.
My intestines put me in the hospital last year but I can't give up spicy food. And I mean really, really spicy like most people can't handle. Apparently my body can't handle it either but I just love that hurt so damn much.
Which hurt?
The spice! It doesn't really hurt but I'll eat spice that makes my nose run and tears run down my face. And even difficult to swallow, but I legitimately enjoy it.
I do not enjoy intestinal discomfort.