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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So like.....is there a line? Do I take a number? Hows this work?

[–] jonne 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, it really depends on whether he can do it parallel or in series.

[–] tensor_nightly69@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We'll need some sort of middle-out jerking compression.

[–] zabby@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

We do need to calculate in the girth factor, though

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

I'm truly surprised this connection wasn't made as soon as "# of guys being jerked off" appeared.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

I see two arms, so ¿why not both?

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In a row?

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In parallel 😈

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But.... But how?

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

  • Arthur C. Clarke
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Huh, looks more like a bear to me.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A hundred?

Amateur.

[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

grant o'brien?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Grant doesn't have the stamina of his hero, Ty Mitchell.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

This guy is truly a jack off all trades!

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

~~a hundred~~
96

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

What an absolutely perfect shirt for a community called "shirts that go hard".

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

He must have prehensile feet.