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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 63 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Aren't hyenas both scavengers and bone crushers?

[–] _LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Heard this too, our guide on safari in Etosha National Park (Namibia) said Hyenas have the strongest biting power - comparative to their overall sizes - in the world.

EDIT: okay, just fact checked myself - that's not entirely true. when measuring BFQ (comparative to size) the order goes:

  1. Tasmanian devil
  2. Jaguar
  3. Wolverine
  4. Spotted Hyena
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

+1,000 for Wolverines ... I have a whole bunch of old family including my father who were hunters and trappers in northern Ontario. We're Indigenous Cree / Ojibway and I've never seen a wolverine ever in the north but all my old relatives either talk about them with fear or animosity. These old hunters and trappers respected bears, revered wolves and were absolutely terrified of wolverines .... they describe them as being as intelligent as a wolf, as powerful as a bear and as arrogant and fearless as a skunk. There was a reason why these animals were hunted to near extinction in the Canadian wilderness ... they had no equal and these animals were not afraid of anyone including humans. They were hunted and killed on sight because they were actual competition to traditional hunters and they will even tear apart any trapped animal and ruin a kill.

Bears will stand their ground but have a timidness to anything unusual and will often gauge a situation and more often than not just leave. Wolves will actively try to avoid even meeting people and they will sense you before you even seen and disappear. But if you ever come across a wolverine, you are in trouble.

[–] Glemek@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've had a lot of wildlife encounters, including bears, wolves and moose, but seeing a wolverine is the only time I've ever removed the safety from my bear spray, and one of the few times I've started to psych myself up mentally to fight an animal.

Luckily it was pretty much a non story, I was hiking up a forest service road in western Montana on the Pacific Northwest Trail, and heard a noise behind me. I turned to see what looked like a 4ft tall badger trundle out of the bush about 40 feet back. It kinda stood or sat up on its back legs and we locked eyes for moment as I drew and readied bear spray. The moment passed and it slumped back to all fours and just ambled away down the forest service road away from me.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago

"oh fuck is that a wolverine? nope nope nope"
"oh fuck is that bear spray? nope nope nope"

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 11 months ago

If you know an animal can't be reasoned with it instantly becomes much scarier.

They were hunted and killed on sight because they were actual competition to traditional hunters

Same in large parts of Northern Europe btw. Can't say I'm sad about it 😅

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, a Tasmanian Devil looks like someone crossed a bear and a rat.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Funny thing about your list is 3 of those animals are in the same family

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

The teeth would seem to suggest that yeah

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

They are "everything-they-can-sink-their-teeth-into'res".

They'll take down lions if they know they have them out numbered.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 11 months ago

Poor Scar. Shared the same philosophy with Hopper in Bug's Life. Keep the ants down and not aware of their numbers, you can be king.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Why yes,

Hyenas are what you get if you take a cat build and use a mix of dog and vulture play style.

Pretty OP, not gonna lie

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

They do eat bones, but spotted hyenas scavenge/hunt about as much as lions do.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

It's usually actually the lions which scavenge hyena kills, not the other way around.

It was, until recently, believed that Lions were the so called 'king of the beasts' and that they lauded over all but studies have found that in many areas Hyenas are dominant over Lions.

In many areas of Africa the Hyena hunts more food than it scavengers and Lions scavenge more than they hunt. Hyenas react very differently to male and female Lions.

https://www.botswana.co.za/Botswana_Wildlife_Behaviour-travel/the-predator-chain.html

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hyenas teeth are scary

Hyenas reproductive system is terrifying

[–] Devdoggy@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hummm, their reproduction system? Tell me more...

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It involves giving birth through a “pseudo penis”.

[–] Devdoggy@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 3 points 11 months ago

Not great. I said it was terrifying.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 28 points 11 months ago

I "heard" that title to the tune of "Immigrant Song"

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 11 months ago

My, what nice teeth you have, Mr Wolf. Mr Hyena is overdue for a cleaning, maybe some invisaligns.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Awww sleepy forbidden puppies 🥹

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's close, but aren't hyenas technically feline?

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They are under felifomia which are cat like, but includes stuff that are not true cats as well. But they are closer to cats than dogs, yes.

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Oh that's so cool, thank you!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Nope, they are in a different group than felines or canines.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago
[–] don@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Hyena: better to have and not need Wolf: I have what I need

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hyenas are fucking terrifying

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 11 points 11 months ago

At a distance with thick bars between me and them, maybe.

At night on the open savannah? Pure nightmare fuel

[–] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

dont look up hyena births

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

one of the less cute animals i'd say, considering that all mammals just kinda default to being cute.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago

eh, Id say theres some pretty ugly mammals out there, at least in my opinion. most primates for instance, mole rats, some but certainly not all bats...

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

be not afraid

/watch?v=EoQbjNlJ_0w

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Mmm, yes, I can see that they both have pointy teeth

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Hyena teeth look like something AI would generate .