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New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

That's just standard procedure for them.

[โ€“] crawancon@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

and the smallest

and the blackest

and the least white

we know these mutha fucks fuck around and just waiting to find out.