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Has any group stopped saying Brandon? Is he just Brandon to all of us now, including himself?

Should Brandon get his legal name changed?

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The dark Brandon thing is equal parts depressing and hilarious.

The joke is that it's absurdist humor to suggest that Biden would ever do anything to actually help people, that even minor incremental changes for the better were about as likely as him swearing undying allegiance to juche thought.

And then libs were like "it's funny because he's cool and good"

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

“Nothing will fundamentally change”

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He probably is Brandon to himself now.

Joe Biden has likely forgotten his own real name.

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And if you don't like him you can vote for the other Brandon brandon

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

obama-drone if you like your Brandon, you can keep it

[–] blight@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

downbear for assuming centrism exists

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

How dare you! Where most people have believe in an ideology, we centrists just understand common sense. Proud centrists such as myself understand that every problem has exactly two sides, and that the solution lies in the exact center between them

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Bit idea: communist who’s on the “dark Brandon” train, but it’s because he genuinely believes and supports the conservatives’ vision of Biden being a secret maniacal communist puppet who will enslave all republicans and make them servants to homeless people and turn them gay

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Meanwhile, the titular Brandon Brown no longer races in NASCAR because all of the crypto sponsors who were funding him couldn’t survive under B I D E N O M I C S. biden-harbinger