You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese 🧀
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I am not a woman, but I would be fascinated too
Fun fact: if you are ever on a plane with a crying baby take a slice of cheese and carefully place it on the babies face. The parents will be so happy with you for calming the baby.
I read that on Reddit at some point. It seems like solid advise.
Roquefort works best.
Do you need to use Elmer's glue so it doesn't slide off?
But the chicken looks like shit in a vase after like 1 day whether you water it or not.
Rookie mistake, you forgot to take the meat off and bleach the bones. Sure, it's a lot of work, but a glass vase full of chicken bones is a time-honored legacy.
Don’t you mean get “Us” a rotisserie chicken?
You stay away from my chicken!
Just hear me out, what if instead it was our chicken?
They could have made him look more Staliny.
I’d be picking them bones, know what I’m saying?
Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.
Three fiddy?
or, like, a whole egg
Just don't eat the chicken on the way home. You're asking for trouble.
As an AroAce women I think the choice is very obvious :3
(Especially if garlic bread is a side dish with the chicken and maybe a salad)
I can go out into a field and pick a whole cute looking bucket of flowers. Chicken it is.
In that case, do both. Cause I’m already counting on chicken.
Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.
Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 😭
The flowers?
Also those Costco chickens are way better than regular grocery store chickens from like Safeway or whatever. They’re way bigger and juicier, I think they’re brined or something. It’s like other stores aren’t even trying.
Got to admit, Costco product are always A class products.
I like how this users history is just animal communities and shit posting.
What can I say, that’s all I’m good at 🤷♀️
The closest thing to flowers I ever received was a cactus. It died.
LPT: If you want to keep her, you get her both at the same time.
But I only have $5.00 🥲
A flower and half a chicken?!!
Haha, you'll have to repay the debt another way then, brokie.
Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?
Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…
Those are complimentary
That would be me. I would tear into that fucker right on the drive home.