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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon plays ff14 (infosec.pub)
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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 80 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When I see greentexts posted here, I play along with them because it’s more fun that way. With this one, I don’t feel like I have to play along. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Anon picked an anthro catgirl. His journey to where he is now was short.

[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i'd meow back :3

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, no, don't start meowing. I don't understand, but somehow, it just becomes a part of you, and takes a conscious effort to stop.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It can be used in moderation. Obviously when talking back and forth with an actual cat is one example.

Another is from the days before cell phones. If my parents got separated from each other when shopping, my dad would start to meow very loudly and mom would run over as quick as she could, to shut him up and stop embarrassing us.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

I didn't realize that I have a weird laugh until someone found me by listening for it. Apparently normal people don't laugh by inhaling rather than exhaling.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago

Growl and bark instead.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

FFXIV gives you the gay.

It happened to me.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Its just made you aware of the gay. They was always there.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would you say it's mostly due to big buff guys or cute catgirls?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You meet the Mandervilles once, next thing you know, you're oiling up Gerolt's abs.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Irony leads you to strange places.

[–] lemmur@szmer.info 25 points 3 months ago

Firefox 14 was a terrible release.

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 months ago

にゃ～

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Play Limsa games, win Limsa prizes.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I avoid limsa just because the whiplash of going between "ew role players" and "but they look so much cooler than me" is devastating to my psyche.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So what's the problem?

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 months ago

Many men online roleplaying girls

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Shes just like me frfr

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago

I have heard people meow on the street before randomly. Makes me wanna run everytime. Now I know how they got that way

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I started calling people bro and brother because of shit like this.