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[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because a tiny bit of the top right square is missing, making the game invalid.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That’s horse dong from a knight that went OOB.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, the Horse Dong Gambit.

[–] Grey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm thinking it's a really fat square hollow bishop

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't put your dong in that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I'm gonna do it

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

The black king is going to do an en passant.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Because it's White's move.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago

The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It's because the chess worm in the upper right corner forbids it. The chess worm is the real king, and the king piece you think you have checked is merely an illusion it is projecting.

[–] koper@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

Praise the Shai-Hulud!

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can't believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 11 points 11 months ago

Because its whites turn

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 11 months ago

It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 points 11 months ago

The queen is secretly in an affair with the black king

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.

[–] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Lesser known chess move like en passant. When you get into the ménage à trois board state you're forced to immediately stop the game and eiffel tower with your opponent and any 3rd party. Whoever cums first loses.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago

because you didnt take the king yet

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

BBC from a distant corner!

Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!

He brought a CUCK CHAIR it's over folks!

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is actually the ceasefire position. They are deliberating on peace talks. The queen is mediating, and even though she may not be impartial, she is generally well liked among both sides.

[–] Ghost33313@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago

The tardis is just one square to the left.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Google en kingsant

[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 4 points 11 months ago

I think that's a spitroast

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

There's an imposter among us.