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Family Unaware Dad’s Fallout Bunker Only Has Enough Supplies For One Survivor (www.theonion.com)
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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

“They’d never make it in the cruel new world that’s coming. Letting them die quickly with everyone will be a mercy.”

[–] ares35@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

gotta stock the freezer with something

[–] riesendulli@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/Fs72G3fIlog?si=U2C_Exw0peLOg0vu