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submitted 2 years ago by Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 15 points 2 years ago

"pansexual" apparently means she's sexually attracted to frying bodily fluids in a pan

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah yes I bet it's going to smell amazing

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Mmm... bleachy.

[–] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

One man is usually not even ejaculating enough to substitute for a single egg. Especially not the type of wankers that would respond to this.

[–] Crotaro@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Help me out on her goal. Is she trying to make crispy chicken? What else would she use eggs on fried chicken for?

If yes, then she'd be most interested in the lecithine to make her panade (the crispy crust made from crushed bread). And I do not think (please correct me if you know better) that cum has a high lecithine content. Soooo

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 10 points 2 years ago

Guess who's not getting a handjob?

[–] Zevlen@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

OMW... Hope I get there first

[–] fracture@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

lmaooo anything for science

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

Tastes like chicken, I bet.