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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Since I am an eating monster (for some reason I need like 3200+ calories a day or my BMI goes underweight) and have a tiny fridge. This often ends up happening not on purpose when I store leftover portions.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I've done it before because it was all stuck together like concrete

[–] Tabooki@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

But according to science it will have half the calories

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

If Lovecraft was a chef.

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

I would do this, if I ever cooked spaghetti. I hate long noodles and will cut them up every time.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

You been sliced!

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

Im not the biggest rachael ray fan but I am of a marry the sauce and noodle mind. Honestly though im a food mixer in general. I love having a bit of everything in every bite.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Someday all food will be in cubes. Some day.

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

slice and dry like ramen

[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know enough people who break their spaghetti before cooking them or who cut them before serving them.

I die a little inside every time.

[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I die a little inside every time I hear a noodle slurped

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I'm just gonna go ahead and say yes and not click the video lol. I can be incredibly sensitive to certain noises. Pretty sure I have misophonia

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How else are you to fit them into small pots?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

You need to watch the pot but laying them over the pot of boiling water until they're soft enough to bend in the middle works fine.

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