I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed
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As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine 'Extra Divine'
All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️
I like mine so rare that a good vet could bring it back to life.
Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won't eat steak rather than ruin the meat.
I would get a second opinion!
Yeah, I know its not a completely necessary precaution from a bit of internet searching, but honestly? After all I went through leading up to the transplant. I'm okay with making a minor sacrifice to be overly cautious.
you may be safe by using sous vide/pasteurising the steak. same texture and safer to consume. maybe look into it if you really craving steak (which i assume you're not right now). same goes for things like cured meats
"Blue" goes between Rare and Epic. It's basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.
Elongating this meme with a “Red” on the other side with a burning hot coal ember haha…
That would fit well between "Astounding" and "Congratulations"
Medium rare please
Legendary is the only option
No there were 12 other options actually
De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.
Show the cow a fire and bring it to the table.
This guy steaks.
Unreal. My hope is if I eat that steak we all disappear.
From big bang, to medium rare, to heat death of the universe, how do you take your steak, sir?
kurzgesagt, I want it to make me feel tiny and insignificant.
Oh, now that’s a great steak!
Good lord, "Congratulations"!?!?
Congratulations on ruining that poor steak. Apologize to that cow for giving its life in vain!
Medium rare for me.
Baked ribeye = awesome.
Its a meme bruv, obviously no one eats meat like that
You haven't met my sister!
If "well done" is overcooking thoroughly it makes sense that charring to an inedible mess is a stronger form of praise.
Divine. You feel like you become the steak.
I like mine cooked until I see dark matter.
What are you cooking your steak with? A singularity?
rare/medium rare, i'm not fancy, i just want lightly irony salty meat with some scortch fat marks, as god intended. you can keep your kobe/waygu fat crap to yourselves.
ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup
medium rare
Well done
Thanks
Rare for me. As rare as possible before I’m risking food poisoning.
Congratulations
Seriously though, what would I expect if I ordered a medium well or medium done steak?
To be asked politely, but firmly, to leave.
Give me unreal or give me death!
Are the first three a terraria reference?
I didn't get the first two pictures so yeah I would be interested to know
The pictures definitely aren’t from Terraria, but the text matches some of the weapon prefixes.
I prefer my steak oiled, seasoned, and then seared in the heart of a supernova