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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon studies Buddhism (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

This guy doesn't know the one about the pizza guy making him on with everything and then not giving him back and change. So he is angry cuz he didn't get the anti joke.

[–] EightBitBlood@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Buddha wants a "peace" of pizza.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the pizza was cooked long ago.

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[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Have you Heard, Seen, or Suspected the salami here comes from an animal that was killed for my consumption?

Dont know man... is my first day here.

The Blessed One acquiesced with silence.

... The vegetarian one then. Next customer!

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