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Anon watches Jurassic Park (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2009/mar/17/ephebiphobia-young-people-mosquito

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All kids suck. Boo

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone under 25 should be killed. I hear you.

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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago (11 children)

Fuck it, I'll take all the "riz", "no cap", "frfr" bullshit over ANY of the other slang of the last thirty years or so. At least it makes sense.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Bet

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

"Cool," still cool after 90 years.

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Based Ohio. That's what happened.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Look man, if Grants book didn't have awesome dino illustrations, I'm calling this kids bluff. Even I had a dino book at that age (bit older than this...kid...man? This movies old) I still only looked at the pictures

[–] hal_5700X@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Autism 🤷‍♂️

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