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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your dreams will come true someday, Duck.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

He should be more honest with his desires

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's word for word what some friends and I always say when we go kayaking

Except it's about cormorans instead of dolphins, they're legion where we are and come and go inside and outside of the water

[–] Zaraki42@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I can relate. It's hard to tell but there are both cormorant and vultures in the tree.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think I see you in the picture too, Evil_Shrubbery.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh noo!! I've accidentally let my roots grow into the water, boy I sure hope nobody enters my root-butthole at a high rate of speed ...

(But don't out me like that - look how many gov drones are perched up on those trees!)

[–] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you use special kinky kayaks with an opening at the butthole level?

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You mean sit-on-top kayak with scupper holes ? Exactly

[–] oce@jlai.lu 0 points 3 months ago

I've never seen one with the hole aligned exactly at the right place.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Then suddenly a vortex opens up and swallows the duck and all the marine life anyway, so... 🤷‍♂️

Edit: 3 people still have PTSD over Ecco the Dolphin

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 4 points 3 months ago

i want to downvote this ; bit i wont