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Could you beat an owl in a fight? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Asking for a friend

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[–] Finger@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does the owl have a gun?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Not having a gun would be a half measure

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nah, I hear they fight dirty

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you, my next show is Friday

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I'll be there!

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

trick question: if you fight the owl, you have already lost.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh yeah? You sure about that punk? Put 'em up owl-wink

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pictured - Dirt_Owl

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn, I wish I had Obama to defend me. He seems like he has the build of a boxer.

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is your cue.

@President_Obama@hexbear.net

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You want me to fight the president?!

[–] Pluto@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Y E S

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I wouldnt even try to meow-hug

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Definitely no. Owls are comrades anyway why would I want to

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Does the owl have large talons?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Absolutely not I am baby

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Why would I fight? I'd run away instead.

[–] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, but I know who can

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

NOOOOOO

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

day or night time?

[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't want to.