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Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.
Factory Floor is in China.
Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don't know how.
Do people still care what this turd has to say?
Later this year: "I was right, but I actually meant to say 'into' instead of 'to' and 'someone's' instead of 'your'"
When a battered car with a mangled cyclist smashed through your wall
OH YEAH !
If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.
Lies
Enough musk spam...
Right... My favorite "promise" so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn't make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as "the car that might fly".
Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)
Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?
Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?
“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”
Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
Jokes on him I’m never getting one
It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.
No it won't. I'd never my money on anything supporting that fascist pig.
