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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A neat trick I learned recently. The vertical /smaller/secondary monitor should go on different sides for different people. Hold a finger close to your face and close one eye and then the other. Whichever eye more closely matches the both-eye image is your dominant eye and is where your secondary monitor should go.

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm in between chaotic neutral and neutral evil I guess.

2 portrait displays with a landscape display in the middle. Teams on the left, Outlook on the right, main content in the middle.

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[–] ultra@feddit.ro 1 points 2 years ago

I’m chaotic good (but with the smaller one on the left)

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 2 years ago

Update with 5x5 grid and add ultrawide and HD/4k/Smartphone mixes.

[–] Never_Sm1le@lemdro.id 1 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral converted to true neutral when my 2nd one broke then I realized I didn't miss it much

[–] paholg@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm neutral evil? I call shenanigans.

[–] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Neutral. Sounds about right.

[–] computertoucher5000@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Chaotic neutral on my work desk, lawful good on the gaming desk. Priorities.

[–] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

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[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Apparently the school requires me to be at the extreme end of lawful neutral. Two views, nonidentical, very different in size.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Lawful neutral for me.

[–] zabadoh@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I'm neutral impoverished.

[–] FrostKing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I'm lawful neutral but I never look at my laptop screen when it's hooked up to the external monitor.

[–] CaptFeather@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Lol my set up is a 22" 1080p on the left for basic web viewing, 28" 1440p center for games, and a 32" 1080p on the right for videos/twitch while I'm playing games

[–] Naomikho@monyet.cc 1 points 2 years ago

Lawful neutral. I use a laptop instead of a desktop so I have no choice. I would get a second monitor but it would things very cramped.

[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Single monitor setup coming through. 🫠

[–] pacjo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

True neutral right now, but since I'm already here, does anyone know if curved monitor is viable as a secondary display? I already have the monitor around, but since it's not rotatable I can't really try this setup for myself.

It'd be 27' 1440p flat horizontally (main) and 24' 1080p curved vertically next to it.

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[–] angelorohit@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm lawful neutral at the office, and true neutral at home!

[–] NattyNatty2x4@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Neutral good originally, but I find lawful evil to be faaaaarrr better. Tilting my head up or down for extended periods feels a lot better than turning left or right

[–] TheOakTree@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Lawful evil with two separate sized monitors is also really nice for those who like to game with a video on the second screen. Big screen for the game, small for the video/stream, and vertical order is up to preference.

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