Waffle stomping
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Jolly Ranchers
Double dick dude, evnr though it was fake, I remember the initial post and it was awesome.
Two broken arms is a classic and was actually real
The swamps of dagobah is always good for some gagging
Then the jolly ranger story really gets me to vomit
For me it'd be Don't Even Reply: E-Mails from an Asshole.
Bunch of funny ones. Like someone offered a ride in a Prius for a long car trip between cities, he said he'd have to stop at a river to pour out some motor oil because he doesn't support the environment and had to make up for the environmental damage the Prius wasn't doing.
I wonder, in a few years, what will Lemmy's stories be.
The poop post and your advertisement campaign stopped by a strike have to be there
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Waffle stomp
I can think of a few. Jenny, Kevin, non zero guy, and Iranian yogurt.
Does it have to be a true story? I love the story about the grandma who knitted a jumper or something for her grand son and accidentally summoned a demon. But she didn't understand and thought it was her grandson and he -the demon- just hung around an ate sandwiches and kept her company.
The adventures of Todd and Granny it's called.
The cumconut
Time cube. I think about this some times and wonder... https://web.archive.org/web/20150506055228/http://www.timecube.com/index.html
Probably some of the classic r/NoSleep stories. I've been listening to the Borrasca podcast recently and.. damn there used to be some good shit there.