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If Joe Biden is reelected in 2024 he will be 86 at the end of his second term.
Last week Trump, who is 77, was mentioned in [...]
Curious that the author can't use the same scale to talk about their ages. They're only 3.5 years apart in age, but phrasing it this way makes it feel like a lot more.
Did he actually say the words "cognitively impaired"? That seems like a lot of syllables.
I have been reliably informed he 'knows words' and has 'the best words'.
Yeah someone is cognitively impaired alright but it isnt Biden.
Lets be real, Biden is showing signs of decline as well, I mean the man is in his 80s. I'd be surprised if he wasn't. I think he's doing better just by virtue of living an overall healthier lifestyle than trump.
But the biggest difference is that biden doesn't have to double down on every ridiculous, nonsensical, half thought that tumbles, unbidden, from his mouth because the only brain cells left are directly associated with self-aggrandizement and sexual assault.
I can't believe a scrawny clown snatch is the voice of reason around here.
To be fair, I think you'd have a hard time proving he's declined significantly in the last few years. You can't unflush a turd.
Why…. Would you want to un-flush a turd?
It's been my experience that sometimes turds unflush themselves.
WW2 being about to start does explain all the nazis who still have teeth
Words can't describe the idiocy.
I knew that son of a bitch could time travel...
I'm onto you Joe! Get me one of those sports almanacs from the future and I'll keep my mouth shut.
Trumps already got it, how do you think Biff became president.
Time travel hijinks that must be resolved by Joe Biden giving me an almanac from the future so that I can secure a financial future for my family?
Every accusation is a confession.
The irony of him being Putin's discarded bitch is the cherry on top.
This just in: mar a lago time machine is active
If only he was a comedian. He’d be so good.
I mean, the US economy has never been stronger than the post-war era...
Yeah ok, still probably not worth it.
/Trump is a jackass
almost as juicy as the McConnel reboot