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When I die, which could be next week or something, I wish to have all my organs sold and all the proceeds given to Amazon and Nintendo, evenly split. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works to c/0b11111111@sh.itjust.works

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They could really use that money.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 months ago

OP's actually in crippling debt and wants to wipe out both companies with it.

[–] jared@mander.xyz 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just make sure you display their corporate logos on your coffin.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I'm surprised I haven't seen this done lol

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Congrats, your brain has been selected to be added to the biological neutral net super compute cluster.

Unfortunately Amazon screwed up your selective lobotomy, accidentally keeping your consciousness intact as your brain is forced to generate legions upon legions of horribly stupid content, as requested by Amazon customers.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 1 points 4 months ago

Chaotic evil?