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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

It's still probably going to try.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I see what you did there.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I once saw this sapsucker tit cock-of-the-rock swallow bustards wood pecker go in one

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Booby

Tap for spoilerAll real bird names, look it up

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All real bird names, look it up

looks up "go in one". Finds no bird by that name

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Tinder has plenty of have a "go in one" birds.

[–] awkwardperson@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nah, I'm tired of people trying to prevent every chance I have be sexually active. Those are sex hole. Dot!

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 1 points 3 months ago

Andy Richter is disgusting. Why would I want some bird pooping all over my sex hole? Cancel this man!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The profile pic showing him with a bird is extra funny.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

He had to do the right thing and marry it after impregnating its whole home.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Andy Richter man i forgot about him. He still got it. Oh 2013. Anyways wonder what’s that guy up to these days

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

I heard he retired to a comfortable life as a salesman in Iowa. but I could be wrong.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Innovation is always the key to success.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Andy Richter, Andy Dick, Dick Tracy, tracing dicks...

There's absolutely nothing here.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

After viewing your browser history, I think I would disagree.