That's a shock. And although changing my behavior won't be easy, I am DETERMINED to avoid anything that might make me live longer.
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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Just 3263? Pfft amateur, those are ROOKIE numbers
Fuck. I'm only at three a day....
this is beetle. he's as bad as can and he knows he's the best.
he's big, and he's strong, and he knows he's badder, and he knows what he gets. he knows what he knows, and he knows what he has, and he knows what he gets, he gets better. he's a tough guy, and he knows, he knows the best, I guess.
Just hanging round....
Twice a day and you start aging backwards.
*sighs* If I must...