So, it turns out JRR Tolkien was just Tolkien out his Rs.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Ffs take my upvote and get out
Gonedor is still there after the trilogy, but yeah Moredoor need more door.
Hold the door!
Ringrights just want to return the ring to it's right owner.
Killum wants to kill the hobbits
Tom Bummerdeal won't help them carry the ring despite it having no effects on him
I think Cullum (cull) would fit too
I'm trying to work out who Hellround is. The best I can come up with is Halbrand, from the Rings of Power TV show. But that's not Tolkien…
I’m guessing it’s Elrond
Oh yeah, that makes sense. It's quite a stretch, pronunciation-wise, but it fits the characterisation…
Allround was always around
I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually how Tolkien came up with those names.
I would.
Lazy? I call it smart. Still trying to name things like Tolkien did (I am failing)