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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] MrTrono@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Apple encourages fowl language

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

“I keep hitting my head on that low cabinet.”

“Maybe you should try fucking.”

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I saw someone fucking under a bridge to avoid the rain today

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Nah still checks out. Fucking in the rain seems interesting but you get cold quick and water makes for a terrible lubricant.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I'm ducking out of this thread before it gets nasty

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 8 points 11 months ago

Ducking and dodging all night!

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

My phone is really good at replacing ducking with fucking but the one time i actually want to use ducking it won't let me and I gotta fix it like 3 times.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 6 points 11 months ago

All hail the Ducking, ruler of the lake

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"This game's hitboxes suck. I was ducking and still couldn't fit under the opening that my character could clearly fit into." - Something I've actually said about Fallout 4

[–] annette_runner@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They call it a “crouch” in the manual. You were crouching, not ducking.

[–] fraksken 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] annette_runner@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

🤷Im not denying its a real word, just that the game doesnt use it.

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago

This is why you just set a shortcut in your phone.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

He's ducking the real issue here.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

I don't use autocorrect (only autosuggest) but when I did, in the dictionary, I autocorrected all the curse words to match up fuck=fuck, shit=shit, ass=ass, etc. If you still use autocorrect, you might want to do this if you curse a lot.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 11 months ago

"Did the sniper get one of our guys?" "No they were all fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean..."

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I'll be fucking out now

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

What were you doing as the arcing rope of hot bonobo jizzum was spiralling toward you from between the bars of the zoo enclosure?

[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 11 months ago

I use it, i regularly duck ducking go

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

iPhone Voicemail Transcriptions aren't always accurate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdhC6xTbwTs

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ducking, as in to duck or reduce height. To reduce the height of the audio levels.