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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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100B valuation already! Don't sleep on this one! (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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We are bringing back white socks with leather shoes exactly the way nature intended. All organic! Can't miss!

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[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That looks like a nightmare to clean.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 months ago

However it’s an excellent salmonella incubator!

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they can sell egg-salad cartridges where the whole hopper can be replaced. Like an egg salad printer.

[–] LimpRimble@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

100B valuation already!

That's just because of the price of eggs these days...

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 14 points 3 months ago

[–] CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

E636 8ALAD SAMDWICH

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Why do I think this is heated instead of cooled?

Come get a nice steaming paper cone of egg salad!

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 7 points 3 months ago

Join Vault-Tec!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

We used to reach for the stars, what happened to us?

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This looks like AI

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah, what would make you think that?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

ITS BETTER THAN AI. ITS IMGUR!!!!!!!!!!

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Geez, won't somebody light a match in here? Open a window already!