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Elder Scrolls VI starts you off with only 1 hit point out of 1 and 5 mana if you pick a male pronoun. Meanwhile if you use she/her you instantly start at level 100 and have max destruction spells. Why does the gaming industrial complex hate men?

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[โ€“] Graphite22@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

everytime a girlboss orc warrior is created, a male human paladin gets deleted in game and IRL

hatred of men, I can't stand it ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I always picked Peach in Super Mario 2 because she was the best character. Like I want to jump when I can fucking glide across the screen.

And look at what they did to Luigi in that game, he's a fucking WIMP. Nintendo just makes wimpy MEN because they hate men.

I was a luigi man. He could out-jump everyone, even peach. Once you get used to his squirrelly floaty jumps he's the best course all game bye gawad

[โ€“] Magician@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Give Ryu Cammy's moveset and we'll talk.

Even Ryu has been turned into a WIMP in Street Fighter VI who respects women.

The sex mods for the game have guys with wimpy little dicks and balls compared to the HUGE dongs in Oblivion and Skyrim, tweet this.

[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile if you use she/her you instantly start at level 100 and have max destruction spells.

That's just historically accurate Dragons of Chaos, bucko! up-yours-woke-moralists

[โ€“] let_me_tank_her@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i'm definitely interested in that new Princess Peach game

[โ€“] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Wuxia Peach is what sold me on it ngl

If male privilege is real, how come I keep taking 60% from Peach's down-smash? shapiro-gavel