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They make it sweeter than starbucks for some odd reason. Adjunct stouts can be good but the sweetness needs to be on the low end. We're drinking a stout, not coffee with pump after pump of Starbucks sugar syrups.

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[–] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, the thick and sickly sweet stout. And then you have the porters that taste like pencil shavings. You know what -just give me a Guinness lol.

[–] Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Guinness is my favorite Marco beer.

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“Pastry Stouts” are the biggest offenders.

[–] Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Oh for real.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 4 months ago

I'm all for adjuncts, but if the sugar is too high it's a missed opportunity for higher ABV.

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

As someone that almost only ever enjoys coffee black I agree. However, if I'm at a Starbucks and need some caffeine I definitely DO NOT get their coffee and drink it black.

I get their sugar filled crap because their black coffee tastes awful. It's specifically made extremely bitter with burnt coffee beans. Just so you can get a hint of coffee taste in with the syrups I guess.

I don't mind their sugar drinks. But I definitely wouldn't even consider them "coffee". Same goes for the sweet Stouts most of the time.