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The trick? Chug water and coffee all day after that 3 hours of sleep.
But that's what I was doing already!
... so when the next night comes, you cant sleep again because of the coffee you drank during the day to stay awake. Sooooo... you drink more coffee the next morning becuse you only got 3 hours again
Yes, exactly!
Then after awhile, get on some medication to treat your depression and manic episodes brought about by the lack of sleep.
Become a short sleeper.
https://www.mountsinai.org/health-library/diseases-conditions/natural-short-sleeper
One order of natural short sleeping from CRISPR please.
How may I acquire this ability?
From sources that some would deem... Unnatural.
Did I ask about "ethics" or the nature of it? I requested to know how ti active this. Now give me the information.
Honestly one way is to dim and use very warm color lights a couple hours before bed. Or you can buy blue light blocking glasses. This way your body starts windng down and is ready to go into proper sleep.
I've tried approaching the speed of light while I sleep but every time I do the blue light wakes me up again.