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Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering (theonion.com)
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[–] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence! -Immortan Joe

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Immor-tangelo.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

Namaste.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

At press time, Trump had concluded by noting that it was thus that his Liberation Day tariffs were the path to freeing oneself from the karmic wheel of samsara.

Glorious.