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I heard he had a Honda. Not sure though as he didn't really talk that much about it.
Couldnβt get Eddie Vedder than that
Thematically, perhaps it should have been last kiss, but I appreciate that the OOP wanted it to seem more believable. Plus there was no girlfriend in his carβ¦
I was thinking Rearviewmirror
Hell yeah BROTHER
That guy was a hero - Better Man!
if I heard pearl jam i would have fallen asleep on the spot