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The catboy incident (lemmy.basedcount.com)

submitted 2 years ago by witchdoctor@lemmy.basedcount.com to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago

$10 says the boomer would’ve let Anon get anything he wanted if Anon showed him the gun with 100% confidence and a free blowjob

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

By the pope...

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That catboy's pretty hot tbh

[–] infinipurple@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

No lie

[–] Oxnvat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Catboy 1911

Rank: Epic

Summons a catboy that shoots at foes, and heals 25HP upon contact

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its a nice gun i'll give you that. But the catboy grip gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It gives a +3 intimidation bonus and a 20% chance of inflicting confusion.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

'As a joke', eh?

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What a nice gun for such cringe bullshit.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

One man’s cringe is another man’s base

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

As a joke… yeah…