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Natural bidet (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 months ago by Kurtagag@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If you time it right enough it'll put the turd right back where it came from

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

Bom, bom, bom, bom...

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 4 months ago

so help me!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 4 months ago

poop is a palindrome

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You haven't truly shit until you've had your ass cleaned by Poseidon

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Poseidon's ~~kiss~~ fist

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Everyone needs a good fisting from Poseidon at least once.

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

Good old ocean spray

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

At some point on the sliding scale of bidet force, they become enemas.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait that's not what a bidet is for?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I won't tell you how to live your life.

[–] vatlark@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

!lemmySilver

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

More like natural enema

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

In Seattle in the late 1800s this kind of thing literally happened sometimes when the tide came in. They called it a "sewer geyser".

[–] vatlark@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

!lemmySilver

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

More bacteria for your gut biome!

[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Poseidon's rimjob

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Natural colonic more like

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

And one confused fish

[–] Souroak@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 months ago

These toilets enter a cleaning cycle every high tide.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 4 months ago

Helps reduce testicle size.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

bracing

[–] LaoisheFu@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is this Ireland?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Montenegro, I think.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The sea was angry that day my friends

[–] InfiniteHench@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Organic bidets are the only way to travel

[–] vatlark@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

!lemmySilver