"Look, I didn't spend months hyperobsessing on /x/, digging through thousands of succubus tupla summoning post and self-inflicting disassociative psychosis to vizualize a vampire GF only to deal with my problems in a healthy normie sheeple NPC way. Fuck that. I mean how would I even tell them about the goat sacrifices? Oh I can still hear the bleeting sometimes. Now shut up, Lumali is warning me about the reptillians under the flat hollow earth slowly replacing my loved ones with robot clones to spy on me again."

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Cheaper and easier scheduling, tbf

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 9 points 4 months ago

How are these unhealthy priorities?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He says I'm the love of his life in this life but she's the love of his life in the next.

Being the love of someone’s life for ONE lifetime should be enough. After that, all bets are off. OOP, you’re being greedy. Just be glad that you’ve found someone who’s as crazy as you are.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jealousy isn't really that abnormal, it's not healthy but most folks feel it to some degree or another. Whilst I agree she should probably move past it, I'd say (assuming astral projection is real atall, dbout it) being seduced by an other worldly being from beyond time is the true crazy.

And a VAMPIRE at that? Theyr literally creatures of seduction and corruption. I mean common dude! You can't match the magical, let alone physical, might of a goddamn sub-succubus!!!!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago

My ideal scenario is that she looks back on this and laughs.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well, no-one's getting stabbed in this relationship.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wrong. An astral vampire hunter will stab his imaginary gf in the heart with a wooden stake.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

Good. The Guild is Watching.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Stabbed seems very bland. I'm expecting fire

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

AND he said he wouldn't love me if I was a worm!

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Once had someone message me on reddit about buying an album I had posted. Checked out their account to see if they were legit or a bot.

Their post history was FULL of astral projection posts talking about their boyfriend that only exists on the astral plane, and all the conflicts and relationship issues they were having... decided not to respond.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Sounds like the numpty with the username Daddys Little Slut here on Lemmy.