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Insurance caught you doing nothing wrong and said, "no way!" (infosec.pub)
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[โ€“] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 38 points 4 months ago

๐ŸŽต You gotta fight
For your right
For health care! ๐ŸŽต

[โ€“] Draegur@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago

We gotta catch billionaire insurance CEOs doing everything wrong and "say" DENY DEFEND DEPOSE

[โ€“] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

This graphic looks so Christmasy.