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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (6 children)

A doozy today

40/50 with lucky guesses. Feather duster? Who knew.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I thought the denizens of this shithole had finally left the bird water aloneโ€ฆ Nope. Same tweaker came back yesterday and stole the metal pet bowl I was using to weigh the foil pan down.

Threw the water out of it the same aggressive way before stealing it so I have no idea why he keeps stealing them.

Heโ€™s always around here being a dickhead. And that was Melbcatโ€™s old bowl, I was still using that. I wish stolen items could carry a curse.

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'd looove booby trapping/ambushing this fucker! In a way that you can't be obviously blamed for it.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Motion sensor sprinklers filled with that fart juice stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago

Neighbours are already either up and drinking or haven't stopped. Given I heard them at 2am but they were quiet by 6am, I suspect they at least had a disco nap.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

A big glass of "wanna" please? I have caught your don't wannas and I have to go out in a bit

Edited to actually make sense

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[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tis a bit cool. Needed to chuck a blanket over the doona. Winter doona is going onto the bed on the next linen wash day.

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[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Goodnight team. I hope I sleep as well as last night.

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Had a late & boozy one yesterday and no energy for cooking anything so took myself out to a sit-down brunch for the first time in a while. I remember why I donโ€™t do this anymore. So expensive and small servings. At least the coffee slapped, Iโ€™m feeling human again.

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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

ahh yes. the old game of "did the circuit trip because the PSU blew or did the PSU blow because of the circuit trip" Followed swiftly by "where the fuck did my spare PSU go" and then onto "Fuck me, what the shit happened to PC stores while my back was turned"

(I need to get my UPS on a separate circuit, about once a year we get a dirty feed that it regulates and then the RCD shits itself thinking it's a spike)

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