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I thought the denizens of this shithole had finally left the bird water aloneโฆ Nope. Same tweaker came back yesterday and stole the metal pet bowl I was using to weigh the foil pan down.
Threw the water out of it the same aggressive way before stealing it so I have no idea why he keeps stealing them.
Heโs always around here being a dickhead. And that was Melbcatโs old bowl, I was still using that. I wish stolen items could carry a curse.
I'd looove booby trapping/ambushing this fucker! In a way that you can't be obviously blamed for it.
Neighbours are already either up and drinking or haven't stopped. Given I heard them at 2am but they were quiet by 6am, I suspect they at least had a disco nap.
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A big glass of "wanna" please? I have caught your don't wannas and I have to go out in a bit
Edited to actually make sense
Tis a bit cool. Needed to chuck a blanket over the doona. Winter doona is going onto the bed on the next linen wash day.
Goodnight team. I hope I sleep as well as last night.
Had a late & boozy one yesterday and no energy for cooking anything so took myself out to a sit-down brunch for the first time in a while. I remember why I donโt do this anymore. So expensive and small servings. At least the coffee slapped, Iโm feeling human again.
ahh yes. the old game of "did the circuit trip because the PSU blew or did the PSU blow because of the circuit trip" Followed swiftly by "where the fuck did my spare PSU go" and then onto "Fuck me, what the shit happened to PC stores while my back was turned"
(I need to get my UPS on a separate circuit, about once a year we get a dirty feed that it regulates and then the RCD shits itself thinking it's a spike)