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Only in broad daylight

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

how is that shitty. an infinite ammount of light is quite powerful. it's basically infinite energy. you can blind everyone around you during the day. snipers can't aim at you. you can power the biggest laser ever and who knows what.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

you can only use it in daylight though. The hours you'd need it most, you can't do anything with it

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You could get paid to power some solar panels that would otherwise be in the shade

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

why would solar panels be in an area that gets shaded?

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

We need the renewable energy and sometimes tall buildings get in the way or cloud coverage is heavy in that area

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago

Well the power only works in broad daylight, cloud cover and shade would disable it

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me.

They prefer to be called ladies.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ah yes, puns

"Hi dad! I just got back from studying a-broad!"

"Oh really? Which Broad?"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Since human skin is actually bioluminescent (to an insanely small degree that is only registered by instrumentation), I already produce infinite light. 😌

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago

So it really is a shitty super power