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My time is short (startrek.website)
submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] z3n0x@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I do not consent to this photo of me! Take it down immediately!!!1

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would, but I'm icing my back. I'll do it later.

[–] z3n0x@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago

This will have consequences! tries to stand, winces, gives up

[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I slept with my foot crammed in between my bed and wall and now 4 days later it's still killing me when I don't put pressure on it.☹️

Getting old is lame. Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In every immortality canon, you have to give something up. My theory is that we'll extend life as far as our bodies will let us, but our minds will go.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe we’ll gain the ability to upload our brains to a computer. But then the downside is, if the computer dies so do you.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Defragmented mind file. Impossible to repair that file. Better hope there's no bit corruption now.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In your scenario, I invision that we lose our humanity.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

The most realistic scenario is probably giving up money

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

Judging by the price of insulin versus the cost of making it, immortality would be very unevenly distributed. capitalist-laugh

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oof, I'm literally feeling this meme right now. A couple days ago apparently I slept at the wrong angle or something, and my hip has been hurting ever since.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I sneezed while I was stretching for something the other day. I shouldn't be so reckless.

[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I coughed while bending over to reach for my dog and fucked my back and hip. Everyone at my job kept asking if it was a motorcycle accident since i recently started riding again lmao

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

This happened to me once. Fast forward 6 mo, spine surgery.

:rattling chains in ghost form:

dooont be like meeeeeee

goooo see a doooctoooorrrrrr

[–] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Me, after eating a lot of food on birthday parties in my childhood: "That was so good! I would eat more if it was possible!"

Me, eating more than 5 cookies nowadays: "Jesus Christ, my stomach hurts!"

[–] AnonStoleMyPants@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

A month or so ago I woke up and something went crack in my neck as I tried to get up from the bed. Pain. Can't move my head. Slooowly subsides over like 15min. It still feels off and stiff and starts to hurt if it is a weird position for a while. Not sure what happened but fuck that.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Don't worry! It will only get better from here!