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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 108 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (15 children)

For Europeans, who don't understand: In America they have limits on mobile data in single digits of GB.

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 59 points 1 year ago

As a German over 20 I very much understand

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

Canada too, our telecom companies are... bad

I got into the habit of downloading anything I wanted to watch / read on the bus. That offline reddit app was nice, and even though I don't need it now I'd probably download a lemmy version of it

I also set up an IFTTT thing back then which would turn off data and turn on wifi based on location

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depending on the contract you sign. Some have unlimited data options, others have only a couple gigs. But back in the early days of mobile data, unlimited options were rare and going beyond your limit meant potentially hundreds more in expenses for the month

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

When I got my first cellphone, I had VERY few minutes I could call, and texts were very expensive.

I’m so thankful I have infinite data now hahaha

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had 400mb a month for years and it was plenty for me (European).

[–] remon@ani.social 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I guess that can work if you're basically just texting. But that's barely enough for 2 youtube videos. I don't think that qualifies as "plenty" for most people.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

I have 1GB/m and rarely use half of it. I just don't watch YT when I'm outside. And it's plenty for looking at beans on Lemmy.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Image compression is good enough that even when browsing Lemmy regularly I don't use more than 200mb and I only watch videos at home or very rarely download them onto my phone in advance (I do this for music especially).

I really don't know why people have so much data. I currently have some weird contract where it's cheaper to get 50gb than something reasonable so I'm not even careful anymore.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I go through 400mb a DAY

A single song can be half that in lossless hahaha

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Oh I have a 300GB music collection, but I also stream random stuff while I work. My music streaming service has High-Res Lossless and songs range from 100MB to 500+

I also download tons of podcasts and stream hours of video while I work. I use HEAPS of mobile data. I would die if I was limited to a couple gigs hahaha

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

UK here, I pay £5 a month for 3GB. I could pay more for more, but I don't really need it.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

And Canada unfortunately.

Wait you don’t get unlimited data? With a fair usage policy.

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[–] normis@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here in europe we turn off the wifi intentionally when at home, since 5G is often faster

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

In rural UK I have unlimited 4g data and use hotspot for my PC's internet connection. It's about the same as the copper line would be so I don't bother with it.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Laughs in unlimited

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, here I am with a €5 a month,100GB plan, of which I manage to use hardly less than 10% every month.

[–] Overshoot2648@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

unlimited for $25 here and it's pretty nice.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

I can get unlimited for €15, I think. But I really don't need it.

[–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where I live, you can spend triple that amount for just SMS and Calling.

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[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Are people not aware that 5G unlimited plans are cheap and plentiful now?

Find a MVNO that works for you and enjoy all the data.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Not here in Canada. The telecoms have a huge monopoly that they abuse to jack prices up to ridiculous amounts. 5G + Unlimited is well over 100 CAD where I am.

[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

You're joking right?

Those are Vidéotron's prices

And Bell is barely any better.

Canadian telecoms fucking suck.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We are. This meme is just 10 years old.

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[–] Themadbeagle@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

This post literally reminded me I had my WiFi turned off and that I needed to turn it back on, thank you stranger.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do people use so much data? I've been on 6 hours and I barely use 10gb

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alternatively:

>When you watch porn on your phone, but you notice that you are not connected to Wi-Fi.

[–] limerod@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

This was me in the old days. Fortunately, unlimited 5G and wifi at work and home negates this issue. And for times when you don't get one. That 1-2GB is sufficient.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would say I can relate, but even my very first smartphone automatically connected to Wifi

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Many people turn WiFi off when leaving the house as they don’t want it randomly trying to connect to other networks.

Then you forget to turn it back on. Although with unlimited data I don’t really care.

[–] Decq@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What phone are you using that doesnt automatically enable wifi again when at home? Is this not the default? I think all mine had this in the last decade

[–] remon@ani.social 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How does your phone know your home without connection to the wifi?

[–] Decq@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Because all wifi devices never fully disable themselves. So it just detects the SSID is in range. Or alternatively it could do so by your location (which is also wifi enhanced, hence why they don't fully disable)

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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So I’m using an iPhone, the horror, and it has three states for WiFi:

  • State 1 - WiFi is connected to an SSID.
  • State 2 - WiFi is NOT connected to an SSID but is actively scanning for networks to join.
  • State 3 - WiFi is NOT connected to an SSID AND is NOT scanning for networks to join.

If you pull down the control centre and toggle WiFi here, you end up in state 2. If you go to settings > WiFi and turn it off here, you end up in state 3.

There are other settings but this is how I’ve always handled it.

You can set Ask to Join Networks to Ask or Notify otherwise it will join what it wants.

Auto join hotspot is set to no.

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[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago

Seems plenty for just 3 hours?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Prepaid, my phone credit only lasts a month, whether I use it or not. So I'm actually always on wifi, or offline

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