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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't have known to look at a clearly delineated 1/3 of the image instead of the pretty picture if it weren't for the yellow circle. Thanks for that.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, I wouldn't have known how to react to the child's amusing statement without the emojis instructions.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm in academia and I refuse to read papers without emojis. The english language is far too subtle and advanced to understand without the context given by emojis 🧐

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago

I'm almost afraid to ask, but is there a LaTeX package for emojis? Or do you just insert them as unicode?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Ugh... I don't want to be a werecoyote, mom!"

[–] henfredemars 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yet.

Give it at least until the next full moon.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s been 6 and a half years

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

Just ooone...more...moon..

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That's exactly what I'd say, too, if I'd turned into a werewolf and wanted to keep it secret. Oddly specific and defensive, no?

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This reeks of cover up. This kid is a werewolf for sure.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Think about it. It's like Werewolf 101. You transform.

"Oh, shit, oh shit! NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS!"

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I know coyotes aren’t exactly massive, but the six year old is fine?? Good news, but that coyote must be embarrassed as hell.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

He's the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

He shouldn't have gotten his dentures from Acme.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

He would have been a werecoyote, though.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 9 points 5 months ago
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 months ago

Kid, you have to bitten by a werecoyote to become one, not a regular coyote.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 months ago

That kid may not be a werewolf, but he's already fierce.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

there's always next time

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 months ago

Well, this was an unexpected laugh. I love it. What a cool little kid.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

the only question that matters after a coyote/wolf attack

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Now you will know why you fear the night.